Create the filthiest playlist of all time

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So this thread is literally the cyber-pound of ground beef that, right off the bat, is 2 months past it's expiration date, and everyone is just gonna' take turns smellin' it before we throw it away.
 
All right guys the gauntlet's been dropped. Create a 10 track playlist of the most haggard, wretched songs you can think of. Points are given for versatility, (put in some nice warm sap as well as songs that grind hard ****), how recognizable the song is, and of course the overall heave factor, (how much does this song make me want to puke?). Oh and make sure you add youtube links so we can listen to it.

All right I'll start with my trump card.
Michael Bolton & Kenny G - Missing you now
As you listen to this song you can just visualize nightmares of being lost in the linen department at Sears.
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*UPDATE! Original Michael Bolton Music Video. Oh man he's got so much prowess he's such a sexual lion!*

Next up is the Canadian pre-teen anthem of the late 90's.
Prozzak - Be as
No further explanation necessary.
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All right now we're gonna heat it up with a good ol' classic.
Get ready from serious clapping and stomping. It's
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
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Now I wouldn't be a true Albertan if I didn't include a track from this legacy from the prairies. Here's the single from their latest album
Nickelback - Never Gonna Be Alone:
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Do you guys remeraber the days when we couldn't ever think of cookies the same way because of this song? I sure do.
Limp Bizkit - The Nookie
Man that Fred Durst was sure a rebel - I don't blame the cops for arresting him in this video. Soon everyone would start wearing backwarRAB hats and parkas and being general menaces to society.
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While we're in the mood for breaking down boundaries, why not listen to a selection from Lou Reed's earth shaking album "Metal Machine Music".
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Let's turn it down a notch now and gently drift into this hauntingly beautiful melody, performed by perhaps the most awesome musicians to ever grace the earth, next to God.
Il Divo & Celine Dion - I believe in you
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For the next track, lets spice things up a bit. And what better way to do it than with this Latino Spice Girls classic. You'll be la la la-ing all day.
Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life
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(Space + Spice = Super Sexy)

And now for a song that is one of my personal favorites. Not only is it a brilliant composition, this song's lyrics are so profound, yet perfectly nuanced, that no one can fully grasp the interminable depths of their meaning.
Three Days Grace - Just Like You
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Alright, enough with the serious music. For our last song let's party it up, S Club style!
S Club 7 - S Club Party
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(This video is exemplary of not only S Club's musical ability, but also their incredible acting ability. And who would've ever thought of making S Club travel back in time to show those squares back in the 50's how to really party?)

Well there's my playlist. I'm looking forward to see if anyone can beat that.
 
Here's mine:

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"The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. One"
"The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. Two & Three"
"In the Aeroplane over the Sea"
"Two-Headed Boy"
"The Fool"
"Holland, 1945"
"Communist Daughter"
"Oh Comely"
Untitled
"Two-Headed Boy, Pt. Two"
 
Ugh what is this? They totally stole a riff off some sugar ray song and somehow made it worse. They probably got government support for being a Maori band. Nice one.
 
So nobody here likes Weather Report? Because I definitely think that two of those things don't fit in.

Just since ToeandNo had to be an asshole about it, here's mine:

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"Across the Great Divide"
"Rag Mama Rag"
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
"When You Awake"
"Up on Cripple Creek"
"Whispering Pines"
"Jemima Surrender"
"Rockin' Chair"
"Look Out Cleveland"
"Jawbone"​

And yeah, I really do think it's that bad.
 
Oh man, I thought this would be some kind of "filthiest lyrics playlist" thing. I guess the admins wouldn't allow that.

Anyhow, my playlist (no order). No videos, because why would you want to be subjected to these?

Attack Attack!, "Stick Stickly"
Motley Crue, "Home Sweet Home"
Jimmy Buffett, "Margaritaville"
Cheryl Cole, "Fight for this Love"
Despised Icon, "Day of Mourning"
Elton John, "Candle in the Wind"
Creed, [that one song that goes "It's hard to be faithful", don't remeraber its name, don't want to]
Journey, "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"
Richard Marx, "Right Here Waiting"
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, "Turn the Page"
 
Tssk. I knew that! I don't have any inclination to sit through lots of YT viRAB that I know are crap however. I was happier with the blank screens!
 
Er... I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Sugar Ray's mainstream breakthrough occurred two years after "How Bizarre" was released.


Of course that still doesn't make it a good song.
 
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