Cow Crime On The Rise

On Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:22:35 -0800, Mark Thorson wrote:


I would have accepted the free milk in the parking lot.

How could I be charged with "Receiving Stolen Property" when it's a
well-known fact that cows give us milk?

-sw
 
On Apr 29, 10:00?pm, Sqwertz wrote:

We steal their milk, although they don't seem to mind. Humans are
thieves, just like every other living thing on this planet. Chickens
steal stuff like little snakes and eat them. I've seen a blue jay
steal a nut that I was going to give to a squirrel.
 
On 4/29/2011 2:52 PM, Cheryl wrote:

The Obama administration had given rise to new and previously unheard of
crimes and shenanigans. Soon pigs will fly and they'll be doing this at
speeds that are imprudent and reckless. Once a republican's butt is
firmly seated back in the oval orifice, you can bet that rampant
milklifting and airborne pig speeding will cease to be a national
disgrace. :-)
 
On Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:13:20 -0700 (PDT), Portland wrote:


They say the guy was doing it as a practical joke but nobody could
understand the sense of humor. Typical cops. There are several lines
of humor he achieved, IMO. We just mentioned 2 of them. I see it as
the cow taking back it's milk - what was taken from him. Err, her (I
wonder if the cow suit had udders?)

The cows are definitely not profiting from their milk.

-sw
 
On Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:30:41 -0800, Mark Thorson wrote:


Gee, I wonder how they ever managed without us. Did they explode into
a huge fireball of milk? Or perhaps they're just not used to carry
an extra gallon milk every day because we inject them rBST and don't
have their calves there to help them relieve the pressure.

So we're doing them a favor, I guess.

-sws

-sw
 
On Apr 30, 3:16?pm, Sqwertz wrote:

They managed without us because they had not been bred to produce
amounts of milk hugely in excess of what is needed to feed their
calves and for longer than their calves need it. It is common to see
cows come into the milking shed in pain with the pressure in their
udders and with milk spraying out of their teats.

LW
 
Mark Thorson;1609738 Wrote:

From what I hear from human moms, it's rather painful if you don't get
that milk out (okay TMI) so yeah, the cows need milking. ;)




--
Noemi
 
On Sat, 30 Apr 2011 17:31:40 -0400, J. Clarke wrote:


You two are just nuts. Bigger than your average sunflower seed.
Animals do not steal food. Did you put some sort notice to the
effect, "These sunflower seeds are for bluejays. Not Robins, Not
cardinals, not Grackles, and CERTAINLY NOT SQUIRRELS!". Otherwise,
you forfeit your right to call that stealing.

-sw
 
On 30/04/2011 6:38 PM, zxcvbob wrote:


I had a Lab who used to open the bifold doors to my pantry and steal
food. He would get bags of cookies or soup powder envelopes and rip them
open to get at the contents. That is food theft. He never learned to
hide the evidence.
 
On Sat, 30 Apr 2011 17:38:23 -0500, zxcvbob wrote:


Animals do not know the concept of stealing (nor can they read, as I
implied). House pets know the concept of doing something they know
will make you angry, but that is a far stretch to stealing.

And trying to apply thing close to that concept to WILD animals is
even more far-fetched.

-sw
 
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