...restaurant? I'm trying to come up with a name for my virtual restaurant. It's a French restaurant, so obviously it need to be in French.
So I am looking for something that looks very "fancy" to a non-french speaker, but really means something not so appetizing. And maybe those that do speak french might get a chuckle out of.
My french is really rusty, took 3 years in high school, but never used it. And that was 15 years ago. But here are some of my thoughts, don't know if they are proper french.
Mâchez et Avalez (chew and swallow)
la Viande s'est Gâtée/Abîmée/Éventer) (the meat has gone bad/is damaged/spoiled)
Cracher dans Repas (spit in meal) Though this one doesn't look "fancy" enough
Allez-vous-en (go away)
Vous fera Péter (will make you fart)
Château de Dégoût (Castle of disgust)
J'ai la Nausée (I feel nauseous)
Ça goûte Mauvais/Brûlé (it tastes bad/burnt)
Dinez ici et Mourez/Dégorger (eat here and die/puke)
Ne Mangez Pas Ici (don't eat here)
I'm sure my conjugation etc is terrible, but you get the idea of what I'm looking for. Be creative!
So I am looking for something that looks very "fancy" to a non-french speaker, but really means something not so appetizing. And maybe those that do speak french might get a chuckle out of.
My french is really rusty, took 3 years in high school, but never used it. And that was 15 years ago. But here are some of my thoughts, don't know if they are proper french.
Mâchez et Avalez (chew and swallow)
la Viande s'est Gâtée/Abîmée/Éventer) (the meat has gone bad/is damaged/spoiled)
Cracher dans Repas (spit in meal) Though this one doesn't look "fancy" enough
Allez-vous-en (go away)
Vous fera Péter (will make you fart)
Château de Dégoût (Castle of disgust)
J'ai la Nausée (I feel nauseous)
Ça goûte Mauvais/Brûlé (it tastes bad/burnt)
Dinez ici et Mourez/Dégorger (eat here and die/puke)
Ne Mangez Pas Ici (don't eat here)
I'm sure my conjugation etc is terrible, but you get the idea of what I'm looking for. Be creative!