Could I be pregnant?

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I never have protected sex. I haven't had my period in 8 months and have gained 15 pounds mainly in my stomach and breasts. I also have a fluid seeping from my breasts. I am hungry all the time and feel like I have a large animal jumping around in my belly which tightens up sometimes and feels incredibly weird.I meant 25 lbs.No I never have protected sex my uncle says we don't have too 'cause we are related and relatives can't get each other pregnant. Isn't that right?
 
you never had protected sex? do you mean you had unprotected sex, your eight months late on your period. and you think your pregnant??im pretty sure you are.
 
When I first read this, I thought this was a joke. In fact, I still do.Really?But then I realized... People on the internet really ARE that stupid. So here, let me inform you.Yes. You are pregnant. I know. I'm a doctor. You are pregnant and your uncle's baby is inside of you. Avoid microwaves unless you want your child to be even more mentally handicapped than it is likely to be. Oh, and also you want to avoid IQ tests, because I fear they will cause you irreparable self-esteem damage.Oh, and if you're really that dumb, I will have to translate."YOU ARE PREGGERS AND ALSO TARDED. YOUR UNCLE IS TARDED TOO. YOUR BABY WILL BE TARDED."
 
You sound pregnant. Get tested, better yet go and get an ultrasound because you need to figure everything out ASAP!
 
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