I did post this at the CompuKer programming/anihalation section a few weeks ago but the response was poor - so now that they've let me out again for the the weekend, ( on good behaviour - ha ha ha! ), I'll try here for more help again.
After much research I now have a practical method of testing out my ANTI-GRAVITY theory - yes, ANTI-GRAVITY - which is widely known in scientific circles as;
ZILOGS32's MURPHIC PRINCIPLE of RESONANCE
and first published in New Scientist April 1st 2001.
I will be putting this thesis forward for my PhD and require some 3D animated modelling calculations/suggestions. I am using Carrara Pro 6
from the DAZ Studio environment and in Physics mode.
My theory is based on Murphies Laws of Physics.
Murphy tells us that, ( amongst many of his well trusted/used laws );
1. Buttered toast will always fall buttered-side down.
2. Cats will always land on their feet.
Now, after modelling in 3D, what I propose to do is find a suitable height such as a tower block of around 40 levels high.
Then measure accurately the dimensions of various slices of buttered toast and cats.
I will do this by immersing them in a suitably sized vessel of water and taking a reading of displacement - providing volumetric dimensional values. From this we can calculate weight and mass etc.
These measurements will then be used to set the trajectile force of my firing device.
We now fire a specimen of toast off the tower and then a cat.
Both will obviously follow a parabola through the air of which we then use calculus - differentiation for the rate of change - integration for the area under the parabola - which will enable us to find a dimensional match for the next stage of the experiment.
This will, of course, require quite a number of slices of toast and cats - a problem I will address at the end of this post.
This stage is the crucial one and encompasses all my research.
We now SUPER-GLUE a selected slice of buttered toast to the BACK of a selected cat, ( the toast is glued butter side up of course ).
Then, ( just to ensure accuracy ), we immerse the toast/cat combination in the water vessel again and take readings and make weight/mass calculations taking into account the results obtained from the previous individual toast and cat experiments.
Then we simply set the trajectile force accordingly and FIRE!
What I expect to see is that the toast/cat combination will NOT LAND AND WILL HOVER/RESONATE IN MID-AIR - Hey-presto - ANTI-GRAVITY!
This is because if the toast lands buttered side down then it is in violation of Murphies laws because the cat is feet up. By the same token, if the cat lands on it's feet then the toast is buttered side up - another physics violation and therefore impossible.
Now my learned friends, to my immediate problems.
I can supply the tower block, the firing device/mechanism, the water vessel and a limitless amount of toast/butter, ( not forgetting a calculator/computer software ).
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE SUPPLY THE CATS?
Could someone also assist me in the 3D modelling calculations for animation?
The practical uses of this are immense. For instance, you can design a slice of toast, ( buttered of course and with the correct amount/mass ), cut it into 4 and glue them to each paws of a pre-measured cat. Then place this combination under your car and your car will levitate - no need for jacks anymore - enabling you to do maintenance etc. The applications are unlimitied!
Your help in this matter would be gratefully appreciated and you can sleep peacefully at night knowing how much you have contributed to science.
Thank you for your time,
Regards.
PS. Please do not fall into the trap of thinking that stripey cats will travel off the tower block faster cos they have built-in 'go faster stripes' - RIDICULOUS!
PPS NO CATS WILL BE HARMED as I will make sure there are suitable landing facilities like a mattress - should be enough!
PPPS Yes, I know all about those sites that have similar ideas like this.
But I tell you this, those people do not have a grasp on reality cos I contacted one of them and they did'nt even know that Star Trek is the best reality show on TV.
Ok, yes I do know that it's not really live cos it takes a few days for the singals to reach us but.........
Twisted...
Your logic is flawed! How many slices have YOU tried and how many - in numbers not stats - did they use?
After much research I now have a practical method of testing out my ANTI-GRAVITY theory - yes, ANTI-GRAVITY - which is widely known in scientific circles as;
ZILOGS32's MURPHIC PRINCIPLE of RESONANCE
and first published in New Scientist April 1st 2001.
I will be putting this thesis forward for my PhD and require some 3D animated modelling calculations/suggestions. I am using Carrara Pro 6
from the DAZ Studio environment and in Physics mode.
My theory is based on Murphies Laws of Physics.
Murphy tells us that, ( amongst many of his well trusted/used laws );
1. Buttered toast will always fall buttered-side down.
2. Cats will always land on their feet.
Now, after modelling in 3D, what I propose to do is find a suitable height such as a tower block of around 40 levels high.
Then measure accurately the dimensions of various slices of buttered toast and cats.
I will do this by immersing them in a suitably sized vessel of water and taking a reading of displacement - providing volumetric dimensional values. From this we can calculate weight and mass etc.
These measurements will then be used to set the trajectile force of my firing device.
We now fire a specimen of toast off the tower and then a cat.
Both will obviously follow a parabola through the air of which we then use calculus - differentiation for the rate of change - integration for the area under the parabola - which will enable us to find a dimensional match for the next stage of the experiment.
This will, of course, require quite a number of slices of toast and cats - a problem I will address at the end of this post.
This stage is the crucial one and encompasses all my research.
We now SUPER-GLUE a selected slice of buttered toast to the BACK of a selected cat, ( the toast is glued butter side up of course ).
Then, ( just to ensure accuracy ), we immerse the toast/cat combination in the water vessel again and take readings and make weight/mass calculations taking into account the results obtained from the previous individual toast and cat experiments.
Then we simply set the trajectile force accordingly and FIRE!
What I expect to see is that the toast/cat combination will NOT LAND AND WILL HOVER/RESONATE IN MID-AIR - Hey-presto - ANTI-GRAVITY!
This is because if the toast lands buttered side down then it is in violation of Murphies laws because the cat is feet up. By the same token, if the cat lands on it's feet then the toast is buttered side up - another physics violation and therefore impossible.
Now my learned friends, to my immediate problems.
I can supply the tower block, the firing device/mechanism, the water vessel and a limitless amount of toast/butter, ( not forgetting a calculator/computer software ).
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE SUPPLY THE CATS?
Could someone also assist me in the 3D modelling calculations for animation?
The practical uses of this are immense. For instance, you can design a slice of toast, ( buttered of course and with the correct amount/mass ), cut it into 4 and glue them to each paws of a pre-measured cat. Then place this combination under your car and your car will levitate - no need for jacks anymore - enabling you to do maintenance etc. The applications are unlimitied!
Your help in this matter would be gratefully appreciated and you can sleep peacefully at night knowing how much you have contributed to science.
Thank you for your time,
Regards.
PS. Please do not fall into the trap of thinking that stripey cats will travel off the tower block faster cos they have built-in 'go faster stripes' - RIDICULOUS!
PPS NO CATS WILL BE HARMED as I will make sure there are suitable landing facilities like a mattress - should be enough!
PPPS Yes, I know all about those sites that have similar ideas like this.
But I tell you this, those people do not have a grasp on reality cos I contacted one of them and they did'nt even know that Star Trek is the best reality show on TV.
Ok, yes I do know that it's not really live cos it takes a few days for the singals to reach us but.........
Twisted...
Your logic is flawed! How many slices have YOU tried and how many - in numbers not stats - did they use?