Cops are bitches

Pimpy, You're lucky you weren't at Fort Dix/Mcguire AFB. Those MP's will give you a ticket for even one MPH over the limit. If the sign says 25 you do 24 just to be safe.
We used to drive throught there, reeeeeal friendly like.
 
yeah..same shit happened to me...i was doing 93 on a 50 tho...judge put me on one month probation...payed a small fine and court fees...that was it....
 
Dude, I got cuffed for the first time last night.

I was drunk and disorderly.

The back seat of a cop car sucks ass.

I did get to bleed all over it though.
 
Congratulations on the bleeding. Showed those fuckers whose boss. :mfinger: Our suburban cops only torment the teenagers. I got pulled over for going through a yellow light... :confused:
 
Fuck those pigs. I wasn't even making a scene or being a dick, and they held me down on the ground, told me to calm down, while I was apologizing for being an alcoholic. I wasn't even screaming my apologies. I WAS calm.

They proceeded to tighten my cuffs and give me some lovely bruises on my wrists as well.

I was not in my happy place about the situation.
 
Bastards cops. You should have thought of something really disgusting, whilst in the backseat of the cop car, and thrown up. That would have been awesome.
 
I've seen some fucked up shit. And I can defintly hold my liquor. I don't think I could even try to puke. It's been like 3 years since the last time I got sick.

You guys'll be the first to know when I do though. Doesn't everyone feel special?


Those cops were fucked up though. I have this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach about last night's events.
 
there r cops in my dorm everyday cause the guy accross the hall is dealin drugs, which i dont mind cause hes got good shit and i cant usually smoke for free, but they never find anything in his room cause they're a bunch of fucking retards.
:mfinger:
 
Sorry NoSub, I still don't trust those assholes. I have had pretty bad experiences with the police.

When one dies, I care, but much less than I should.

They are conformists, and they NEVER question anything. Not once have I heard of a cop questioning a law. Pathetic.

Now I bet you all are wondering why the U.S. is so backward in terms of drug laws :rolleyes: .
 
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