Cops are bitches

Fear

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I was doing 30mph down a hill in my subdivision, and a cop pulled over wanting to give me a ticket for doing 30 in a 25mph zone. He ended up giving me a warning. Still pissed though I told him that there are greater problems in our crime city (saint louis) to worry about then some one doing 5mph over the speed limit.
 
damn straight!!! they need to get there asses out the doughnut shop and stop some goddam crime!!! not fucking with people going five over.
 
I like the idea of a donut and bacon, but perhaps we should go a littler farther with it. Such as taking the donut and throwing it off a cliff and the retarted cop shall follow.
 
Fuck that shit: Your ass will change your mind when you have kids outside there playing, and some dumbfuct HS Kid who thinks he's got superman like reflexes speeds down your street.
I'll Pull your fucking face off and wipe my ass with it if you pull that shit here.
 
I smell bacon

I smell pork

Run little piggy

I got a fork!




Well, if i had enough forks to supply an army, I'm sure plenty of you guys would join me. Right now all I have is one. So grab your forks, donate em, donate money to buy them, whatever, I will be there with my fork to get my grub on.
 
Yeah. Same thing happened to me. A cop pulled me over for going "almost 50 in a 45," exact quote. Sometimes they just have nothing better to do. Around in rural areas, where there's not a lot of crime, it happens a lot, especially on highways and bypasses. Probably why a friend of mine named his little ska band the Cop Killers. But that's a side note.
 
but the genie says on with the show, hocus pocus jokus great melinko!
.. ya.
anyway, i might be bitching if he actually gave you a ticket. but he didn't... so all is well in the no-money-for-pigs department. i got busted for sitting on a park bench at 2 in the morning with a couple friends one time. he called my parents for fucks sake. but my dad didn't care, he just thought it was fucked that the cop called him about it.
i definately think the piggies have bigger things to worry about, but broken makes a good point.
that is all.
 
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