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A man is speeding down the highway past a state trooper. The cop turns his lights and sirens on and the man goes faster. The cop chases him down the road for a few miles and the man finally pulls over. The state boy says to the man, what on earth were you doing? You saw me way back there with my lights on. I could nail you with a few different charges here. You seem a little upset. Tell you what. If you can come up with a good reason for why you sped up when you saw me, I'll let you go. The man says, well officer, 3 months ago my wife left me for a state cop, and I was scared to death that you were bringing her back!