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Movie Science:
Ch. 1. Thermodynamics
As many of you know, thermodynamics is the study of the conversion of energy into work and heat. Now I have been studying physics for a while now and I also enjoy my fair share of entertaining movies and shows.
As a scientist I decided to do my research and compile a few formulas and laws that will allow other scientists to watch these shows with a new sense of enjoyment and understanding.
Laws:
First – energy can be created but only if it is convenient,
This law clearly explains how the “Stargate”s work and also how the Dragon Ball universe functions. The energy is only created when it would be most convenient for someone. A battery not working? Just say “Damn it these batteries never work!” and suddenly a transformer bursts causing a power line to snap and fall down, bingo you have energy.
Second- All systems are approaching entropy until the climax
This is particularly important in sagas or epics, as time progresses the world will grow more chaotic with random explosions and unexplained character appearances and disappearances. Then as the hero defeats the villain and throws him in a volcano there will be one last huge burst of entropy and then the world will reset itself and prepare for another arc.
Third – As temperatures approach the melting point of rock, the melting point of the surroundings shall increase directly.
This is important for lasers and other such devices. It creates a stable system in which our hero may walk through an active volcano or wield a red hot sword. The only exception is if it would be convenient for something to melt or evaporate, ie: the hero is fat and doesn't look sexy covered in sweat and charcoal.
Formulas:
E= (m^C)(cm) also known as the Michale Bay formula-
Energy is equal to mass raised to the power of cool multiplied by the coolness of the main character. This means that if a teletubby was to punch someone it would be equal to about 1 billionth of a batman punch. This is important and clearly shows how missiles work: The cooler looking the missile the more powerful it is.
P = W/(t)
Power is equal to work put into character development divided by tits constant (tits constant is equal to 1 + The sum of cup size/waist size). Case and point: Guttsu from berserk, lots of character development over a long period of time and he has no tits at all meaning he is one of the most powerful humans in his wold, compare to Caska from the same series who has some character development but suffers from tits making her automatically weak.
If you dont like Xkcd,cracked,bigbangtheory then this wont be for you so dont bother reading it
Movie Science:
Ch. 1. Thermodynamics
As many of you know, thermodynamics is the study of the conversion of energy into work and heat. Now I have been studying physics for a while now and I also enjoy my fair share of entertaining movies and shows.
As a scientist I decided to do my research and compile a few formulas and laws that will allow other scientists to watch these shows with a new sense of enjoyment and understanding.
Laws:
First – energy can be created but only if it is convenient,
This law clearly explains how the “Stargate”s work and also how the Dragon Ball universe functions. The energy is only created when it would be most convenient for someone. A battery not working? Just say “Damn it these batteries never work!” and suddenly a transformer bursts causing a power line to snap and fall down, bingo you have energy.
Second- All systems are approaching entropy until the climax
This is particularly important in sagas or epics, as time progresses the world will grow more chaotic with random explosions and unexplained character appearances and disappearances. Then as the hero defeats the villain and throws him in a volcano there will be one last huge burst of entropy and then the world will reset itself and prepare for another arc.
Third – As temperatures approach the melting point of rock, the melting point of the surroundings shall increase directly.
This is important for lasers and other such devices. It creates a stable system in which our hero may walk through an active volcano or wield a red hot sword. The only exception is if it would be convenient for something to melt or evaporate, ie: the hero is fat and doesn't look sexy covered in sweat and charcoal.
Formulas:
E= (m^C)(cm) also known as the Michale Bay formula-
Energy is equal to mass raised to the power of cool multiplied by the coolness of the main character. This means that if a teletubby was to punch someone it would be equal to about 1 billionth of a batman punch. This is important and clearly shows how missiles work: The cooler looking the missile the more powerful it is.
P = W/(t)
Power is equal to work put into character development divided by tits constant (tits constant is equal to 1 + The sum of cup size/waist size). Case and point: Guttsu from berserk, lots of character development over a long period of time and he has no tits at all meaning he is one of the most powerful humans in his wold, compare to Caska from the same series who has some character development but suffers from tits making her automatically weak.