I have to say that the most fascinating thing about the show was Jodie Marsh's physical appearance.
She looked like a pastiche of a human being, as if some modern-day Frankenstein had assembled her from entirely mis-matched parts.
What on earth was going on with that razor-thin nose that ended in a bulbous tip? Where on earth did those bizarre lips come from - some giant fish? The stretched skin of her face made her look as though she was standing in a wind tunnel and the huge breasts were frankly ludicrous.
Add some huge, hideous tramp stamps, a mass of obviously dyed hair extensions, paint the whole thing bright orange and you've got someone that makes Jordan look almost human in comparison.
Much was made by Dave Lamb of Lembit's staring at her - personally I think it was in disbelief rather than desire.