cnn - penn jillette - why i'm an atheist libertarian

I'm an atheist because I'm sick of people telling me about their religion, hence I am on TV talking about mine all the time and on the Internet nonstop yapping about it.

I'm a libertarian because I hate the government doing anything that isn't directly supporting me.
 
Atheists and Agnostics DON'T KNOW, but people who proclaim themselves as agnostic just use it to distance themselves, or still believe in a higher power without understanding why.

It's like the gay guy who gets outted and claims he's bisexual because HEY AT LEAST HE STILL FUCKS GIRLS.
 
All of this atheist vs. agnostic bullshit is getting old. Either you believe or you don't. If you really are 50/50 then you need to read a book or two.
 
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