Cliched, hoary old movie critiscisms...ban them now!

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Why is it that when some people watch movies they don't like, they reach into this seemingly endless bag of tired old cliches to try and describe their experience?

And the worst offenders are the ones who are more concerned with trying to write something they think will be amusing and witty to read, rather than give an honest opinion of the movie.

Just thought I would list a few of the most common ones, feel free to add as you wish...



Am I the only one who hated this movie? What an egocentric view, it's a given that there will be lots of people who don't like certain movies, even ones that are generally held in high regard.


It was different from the book, so it was rubbish. Books and film are two different mediums. You cannot translate a book word for word onto the screen. All books are adapted, they are changed, they are re written for the screen. If you hold certain books in high regard, then accept that the movie will not be the same, or just don't watch the movie.

It was different from the original so it was rubbish. Remakes. They will always be with us whether we like it or not. If the original movie is precious to you, then ignore the remake. Don't watch it. Simple. But please don't watch it and say it taints the memory of the original. The original cannot change, ot cannot physically alter. Of course, you could watch the remake with an open mind and tolerant attitude, and perhaps conclude that while not as good as the original, it may be a decent movie in it's own right.

Please Mr Director, can I have the two hours of my life back I spent watching your movie? Don't...just don't, ok? It ceased to be funny or clever about 8 years ago.

George Lucas raped my childhood. Did he really? Or did you just grow up and stop being a child, and are not able to watch movies with that same child-like, innocent sense of wonder? You can apply this rule to any sequel. In the intervening years, a few things happen - not only do your tastes change, but certain successful movies will become part of pop-culture and be very influential on other movies and tv shows. So by the time the sequels come along, what once seemed fresh and new now seems passe. The Matrix sequels are a good example of this.

Worst...movie...ever. That Simpsons comic store guy sure has a lot to answer for. Because it seems that simple disappointment now translates to the worst movie ever made. Titanic is a good example. It is not the worst movie ever made. It has many flaws, but there is just too much right with it, it is just far too well made to be deserving of that achievement. Same with Phantom menace. There are movies lurking in the lower echelons of straight-to-dvd hell, movies that have been released and dissapeared without trace, movies that you have probably never heard of that are truly deserving of that title.
 
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It's not a rant, and it's not aimed at anyone. I am simply pointing out examples of tired, overused cliches some people use to critiscise movies.

And if you read it, I also invited others to add any that they may think of.

Lighten up, guys!
 
George Lucas raped my childhood is a cliche? I've never, ever heard anyone say that. I seem to recall that one person (hence my comment) started a thread by that title, but that hardly makes it a cliche.
 
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Hey, I know it's cold out there, but is there some sort of general brain freeze going on here?

Where did I say that I was referring to threaRAB and comments on this site only?

Surely some of you lurk on other forums as well?
 
Obviously - but I did not choose to start a thread about them, did I?

If some people are confused by my post, or are unfamiliar with these types of cliches, then it begs the question of why they are bothering to reply.

Seems a strange reaction from people on a movie discussion forum...
 
The trouble is that ultimately you either like something or you don't. Apart from saying "I didn't like it" over and over, what else can you say? Launching into wibble about the technicalities is largely irrelevant. It's perfectly possible to like something in spite of any technical issues, as it is, of course, possible to dislike something, even though it's technically perfect. It all boils down to the simple question, 'did I like it?'.

RegarRAB

Mark
 
Ah but dont you see the irony? You have fallen victim to the thing you are arguing against. :p :)

What you have posted here are the usual cliched arguments many people use to excuse weaker prequels/sequels.
 
I don't know why they bother with some of the adult critics for kiRAB films. You hear some of the whining about the content of the film, even though it's audience is gonna be average age of 7. I'm sure they're not going to be bothered by any plot errors or if it isn't in depth enough.
 
I disagree - I am not using these 'defences' to defend a particular movie. I firmly believe that people refuse to accept that with the passage of time their taste will change, and what once impressed them at a certain age, will cease to do so later in life.

I think the Twilight movies will suffer from this fate - young girls obsessed with the stars, and swooning over photo's of them etc...how do you think they are going to feel about that movie in 10 years time? Probably embarassed.
 
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