So did you lie to us in Post 23?
"My ears stuck out when I was a teenager. My grandparents offered to pay to have surgery done to make them look 'normal'. I would not have liked it, methinks, if they had decided to do this when I was born. I didn't have the surgery then, and don't intend to now."
...and why is it impossible for you to clean behind your ears regularly? I wash my body from the top down, scrubbing behind and inside the outer ear as I shampoo my thinning hair...every day. I also blast the wax out of my ears and pick the lint out of my inny navel every full moon, keep my cuticles pushed back, my nails clean and reasonably short and dig toe-jam from between my toes!
That toe-jam is often disgusting, but I talked to a man who had all his toes removed due to diabetes and he says its infinitely harder to stand still without any toes. I can just imagine.
"My ears stuck out when I was a teenager. My grandparents offered to pay to have surgery done to make them look 'normal'. I would not have liked it, methinks, if they had decided to do this when I was born. I didn't have the surgery then, and don't intend to now."
...and why is it impossible for you to clean behind your ears regularly? I wash my body from the top down, scrubbing behind and inside the outer ear as I shampoo my thinning hair...every day. I also blast the wax out of my ears and pick the lint out of my inny navel every full moon, keep my cuticles pushed back, my nails clean and reasonably short and dig toe-jam from between my toes!
That toe-jam is often disgusting, but I talked to a man who had all his toes removed due to diabetes and he says its infinitely harder to stand still without any toes. I can just imagine.