Christmas Music

Andi C

New member
Ok, so I've reached my threshold limit for X-mas music toleration. Stupid shit. The only thing worse than X-mas music is Pop and Rock stars renditions of classics. They've already been done. You can't do them better. Let the fucking things die. There's never a good time to release Christmas songs. They suck. They will always suck. It's just the way it is. Why would you want to take the time to record/release/produce/whatever a song that will only be heard 2 months out of the year? I say two months because they start playing the shit as soon as Halloween is over... WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? Most wait until midnight on Thanksgiving day, which is still really fucking retarded, but whatever... I get sick of the shit even before I have family gatherings with the crap in the background while you're trying to talk to anyone. Those are CD's usually, and they play over and over and over and over. My mood constantly degrades throuought the day. And people wonder why. It's the music. Just like that elevator shit you get while you're on hold. That crap pisses me off more than silence. Why? Just because someone is trying to get a pre-programmed response out of me: "Perhaps, if we play this soothing music, they will calm down before we talk to them after they've been on hold for 45 minutes." Sorry folks, if I'm on hold, I'm not going to be in a good mood, short of you finding some way to give me a real, tangible, and complete, blow job through the phone line. Will I be nice to the Customer Service rep? Sure, me being pissed is no reason to make others pissed. Especially not Customer Service people. I get to deal with those idiots -customers-, and I know how crappy they can be. But whatever, that's getting off topic...

X-mas music. It should be illegal to play on the radio before December 20th. That is all.

The end.:bonk: :motz: :surrendr:
 
this might be a little less crass-mas.. ;)

DJ Riko's Christmas mix album

DJ Riko, the mashup genius behind Whistler's Delight, has released a 70-minute MP3 mix-CD of his favorite Xmas oddities, including rarities, non-English songs, and lots of upbeat holiday tuneage:
merrymixmascover.jpg
I'm happy to announce that Merry Mixmas 2005 is now available for download. It's my fourth annual mix of Christmas music, and has been given the official thumbs-up by Santa himself. The mix includes songs that are very old and very new, sung in English, Spanish, Japanese and other languages, and played on banjos, guitars, strings, horns and other instruments...
1. Intro
2. Singers Unlimited - Caroling Caroling
3. DJ Riko featuring Marcie - My Chimney
4. Luscious Jackson - Let it Show
5. The Free Design - Now Sound of Christmas
6. Lou Monte - Dominick the Donkey
7. Louis Armstrong - Cool Yule
8. Mr Hanky - Santa Claus is on His Way
9. The Ventures - Silver Bells
10. George W. Bush - Twas the Night Before Christmas (Jima edit)
11. Kids of Widney High - Christmas is the Time
12. Ringo Starr - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
13. Madness - Insanity Over Christmas
14. Augie Rios - Donde Esta Santa Claus
15. Disney - Santa's Rap
16. Pizzicato Five - Snowflakes
17. Chet Baker - Winter Wonderland
18. Neil Diamond - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
19. Big Ben Banjo Band - Christmas Medley 2
20. Alvin and the Chipmunks - Chimpunk Song (Slow Version)
21. Bright Eyes - Little Drummer Boy
22. Tenchi Muyo vs. The Singing Dogs - Jingle Bells
23. Wayne Newton - Jingle Bell Hustle
24. Buchanan & Goodman - Santa and the Satellite
25. Esquivel! - Frosty the Snowman
26. Huey Piano Smith and the Clowns - All I Want for
Christmas
27. Smokey Robinson and the Miracles - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
28. Santa Claus - A Visit From Santa Claus
29. Little Bobby Rey - Corrido de Auld Lang Syne
30. Santa Outro

Torrent Link Updated Torrent Link, MP3 Link
 
I didn't bother reading the whole thread.

But I agree with you. Christmas music is fucking lame (or at least, judging by the first sentence I read, I THINK you think that). It is all stupid and unreal, and tries to make everyone happy... that's what the fucking holiday is there to do you retards.
 
Back
Top