Christians, If God whispered in your ear that he wanted you to kill your...

[Hunkfish]

...eldest kid as a test of your? .....FAITH

what would be your prefered method of infanticide or would you argue & try to wriggle out of it with no end of quotes from the good book
God would never do that?,
I'm refering to the Old testement horrible God, He was always doing something grim to someone or another
I agree that new testement Nice God probably wouldn't do anything like that

 

[Disgruntled Liberal]

Throw the kid in front of a car and say: "Oops, I broke it".

 

[Christopher]

I already know that God would never do that.

I know you're thinking of Abraham and Isaac, but I still don't think he would do that.

 

[Alec]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahahahaha atheists!

 

[greybeard]

As a confirmed Atheist, I'd tell him to sod off!!

 

[Lulu Free the Lobsters]

i throw him into boiling water....then eat em with butter and lemon..Tapatio

oh and he would never do that in these times...

 

[Exodiafinder]

I would know it was really Satan's trickery. God doesn't kill innocent people.

 

[corcor]

Ha! I love this question. I'm not religious, but if I truly believed that god was whispering something like that in my ear I'd think god was an asshole. I'd tell him to go to hell, hahaha, and find another Mignon.

 

[Leot C]

To all of you people that are saying that he would never do that....

Have you even read the bible?!!?

HE HAS DONE THIS ALREADY.

He asked that dude to kill his eldest son as a test of his faith.

God did stop him just before the axe came down on his son's neck. But he still expected the father to do it....otherwise he would not have trusted his faith.

 

[discord71]

Why do people assume the test of Abraham is applicable to everyone else?

 

[AiMMe]

God would never do that!

 

[nehkbet]

If I heard voices telling me to kill family members I'd check myself into the nearest acorn academy.