Chemistry Puns Help!!!!?

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1. Land of the free, home of the brave.
2. What do you do with dead people.
3. Jonas Salk developed an anti- ______________ vaccine.
4. You’ll never take me alive, __________________!
5. One beer mug.
6. The Cowboy said, “I can’t catch that calf, ______________.”
7. This man wanted a heart.
8. Hear no evil, ______________ evil, speak no evil.
9. A two-carat diamond for $19.95.
10. Don’t ________________ so tight!
11. What I do when I’m hungry.
12. Paul’s middle name.
13. Which President Roosevelt?
14. A male of the Ganese tribe.
15. Dorothy and Toto’s favorite element.
16. Your advice isn’t worth a plug ___________.
17. A foolish inmate.
18. My pencil’s _____________ ten cents each.
19. “I’ll ___________ in the first round,” said the boxer.
20. Big English music hall.
21. What she got after the divorce.
22. Another way of saying “my brother.”
23. There’s the bank robber, _____________!
24. All she does is turn letters.
25. What torpedoed ships do.
26. After I fell down the stairs, my whole body was _____________.
27. It’s down in the mouth.
28. “____________ four thousand dollars a week,” said the president.
29. General Custer said, “Here come the __________.”
30. You can ___________ a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
31. Found deep in the sea with his trident.
32. He’s dumb as an _______________!
33. Babe’s favorite candy bar.
34. “Hi-ho, _______________, away!”
35. Why she wears “My Sin” perfume.
36. Mickey and Donald’s friend.
37. At 3:20, all of the students _________________.
38. “Surf’s up,” said here.
39. The _____________ on the car need polishing.
40. Grandma said, “I’ve got just the remedy to ______________.”
41. Celestial Season’s kind of tea.
42. “The melon’s not ripe yet, it’s too _____________.”
43. If you stay out in the rain, you might catch a ____________.
44. …or maybe the _____________.
45. Former allies of the Japanese and Italians.
46. Gin with water in it.
47. The spelunker knelt down and _______________ through the tunnel.
48. He said, “Look! 1234321!”
49. On the other side of Venus.
50. After dark, the enemy staged a ________ the camp.
51. Stand up and sing the National ________________.
52. I dreamed I won the ___________________ physics prize.
53. He helped the man by the side of the road.
54. What the cowboy did on the bucking horse.
55. My little son had a ________________ in the toy store.
56. After I bumped my _____________ the car door, I could hardly walk.
57. Nightrider for Helen of Troy.
58. ____________ and old lace.
59. The copier made this paper obsolete.
60. Two men who are hairless together.
61. She’s my girlfriend – my ____________.
62. You can’t have all of them, only ___________.
63. What the doctor did to the wounded man.
64. If he doesn’t talk soon, give him some truth ___________________.
65. Half of a dime.
66. Not fat.
67. What you do in a play.
68. Someone who likes to start fires.
69. Superman’s weakness
70. Came up with the theory of relativity.
71. Drink in an Aluminum can.
72. What a cloud does.
73. Funds from your mother’s sister.
74. Not an exciting person.
75. Someone who loves computers.
 
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