cheesy pick-up lines? cheesy jokes?

[Ashley]

me and my friend love telling each other silly and really bad jokes just to get a laugh, wanna share some?

 

[Vicky Vomit]

Your parents must be asssssholes because you're the shiit.

 

[June]

what did one ball say to the other ball,
dont talk to the guy in the middle hes a dick

 

[calm+chill]

whats the most exspensive fish? a gold fish.

 

[Fugget]

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?










He wiped his bum

 

[June]

what did one ball say to the other ball,
dont talk to the guy in the middle hes a dick

 

[Fugget]

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?










He wiped his bum

 

[Brandon Z]

This Is My Best "Pick-Up Line" Well My Funniest..

Hey Baby Is Your Name Gillette?

Because Your The Best A Man Can Get...

Best I got LOL

 

[Burnsey]

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your "Bed-Rock". ;]

 

[nod]

knock knock .whos there? chicken.chicken who?chicken says moo hahaha lol so random and hilarious

 

[lollypop8493]

*The word of the day is Legs let's go back to my house and spread the word.
*I seemed to have lost my fone number could i have yours?
*Is that top felt?(no) Would you like it to be?
*Girl you must be a police ticket cause you have fine written all over you!
*You blinded me with your beauty. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
*Girl you feet must be tired Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
*Would you like a grape?(No) What about a date?
Cheesy jokes:
*While Luke Skywalker was fighting Darth Vader, Darth said Luke I know what your getting for Christmas. Luke said How do you know?! Darth replies I felt your presents.
*What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
-Beer nuts are about a $1.50 deer nuts are under a buck
*How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
-Pokerface