Checkout Lines

Love this thread. Wal-Mart and other stores like that aren't the only places that have stupid people fuck things up though. I work at a fast food resteraunt whenever I go home, and those people can be just as stupid. I hate it when I have to wait to serve someone until they're done talking on their cell phone (and I've noticed they do this at department stores too), then they complain later that the service was slow. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!! You just fucking held up the entire line behind you and slowed down their service and you want to complain that your service wasn't top notch??? Mother fucking morons! I can't believe people are so stupid and selfish that they don't think about people behind them when they're wanting to stir shit. That's why I never cause a fuss at the store. If something's really massively wrong, I can come back later and talk to customer service in Wal-Mart, or the manager at the fast food resteraunt.
 
Another good way to get back at them is to create a mess. Sure some poor shmuck has to clean it up but lobbing two liter bottles of Soda into the clothing department and then claiming you tripped is still satisfying.
 
When buying beer grab a few boxes of some lice shampoos and constantly scratch your head. People will notice and let you go ahead of them. When you get to the front of the line tell the cashier you don't need the lice shit and buy your beer.
 
i am hijacking this thread
but a guy i work with served a really hot chick at the counter, she was a hairdresser up the road, he shaves his head he came out back and said, shes a hairdresser, man i wish i had hair. maybe i can get my goatee chopped?


he was joking. fuck it was hillarious
 
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