Chainmail... we all deal with it

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Falling Upward

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Chainmail is something we all deal with in some way or another. Personally it drives me insane how some people can actually believe that a few words can actually cause a dead doll to come back to life and haunt you.

Seriously... chainmail...

What the hell is up with that?

"A guy got his nuts stuck in a belt sander. The pain was so unbearable he fainted and awoke 8 hours later on a hospital bed"

Thanks for the info! now i know never to put my testicles anywhere near a belt sander or any other work tool that can do severe damage to certain happy places of my body!

And to top it off... I need to warn at least 15 people I know about this disturbing incident. If I do i will get lucky within the week by the person I love. If i don't pass it on i will never fall in love...



So let me get this straight... option a: I either pass it on and get lucky, or option b: I have no love life

Thats a pretty tough choice because everyone wants to get laid... but then again who the hell would want a love life? Now thats a tough choice if i ever saw one.

But you have to admit that they are pretty much giving you no choice at all. You either get the best or the worst.

Well you know what? If i passed on every damn chainletter I have ever received in my entire life I would have a bigger house then Michael Jordan, be getting more woman then 50cent, be a better boxer then Mike Tyson, and be richer then Bill Gates.

Why oh why didn't i warn 10 people about the man eating toilet disease spreading all around the U.S.!?!?

*sigh*Well I'm done for now. Just one last thing though...

Tell everyone how stupid chainetters are and you will have the greatest day of your life tomorrow. You will also be kissed/asked out/make out with/ make love to/ hang out with/ talk to your celebrity crush

If you don't you will be attacked by the abominable snowman disguised as your celebrity crush.

Don't make the wrong decision!
 
lol sorry for the misunderstanding.
I was going to edit the title to make it less misleading, but i guess you can't do that?
 
I get the shit at work, home, and on fucking myspace. I don't mind the funny shit, I pass that along. It's the 'god loves you' and 'support our troops' ones that really bug me. There's even this stupid 'sisterhood' one that's hit my office... I replied to the person who sent it to me with 'bros before hoes'

:eatshit:
 
Chain Mail is annoying as a motherfucker.
Chainmail stops Hostile from stabbing me with his swords.


Seriously though, i get a whole ton of fucking spammy ass "If you dont send this on, you will break up" of "You will get hurt" or "you will die in a horrid way". IF i were so fucking stupid as to believe in that crap, id be scared and hit fwd like everyone who sends them to me. Being that im a rational person who knows that an email isnt cursed or wont bring me fortune because i dont send it, i delete them and send a warning to the person that if they continue to send me that kind of bullshit, they get added to my spam filter.
 
;816777']If you don't send this to 10 people, Micheal Jackson will molest your kids and George W. Bush will fuck your sister in the ass.
 
Meh, let em. I dont like my kids or my sister anyway.

I get people who whine at me when i threaten to block them. They are like "Why, im just doing what everyone else is doing...". Know what? If your fucking stupid and think that email is going to make you break up with someone or die or get rich or turn you black or green or blue or some other fucking color. Good for you. My inbox will be the better for your stupidity and being added to my killfile.
 
Chain mail is fucking vile. It, among other reasons, is in large part why I hate myspace. Fortunately, facebook doesn't really have the problem. I also try to keep my email accounts a pure sanctum from this filthy crap, sometimes resorting to incredible hostility to the sender should they be in breach of policy.

So next time sends you chain mail take the following steps:

1. Sign them up for every "Win a free iPhone," offer you can find
2. Sign them up for a transgender support mailing list
3. Create a fake email account and ruthlessly spam them with Goatse
 
I know what you mean. I sent a highly hostile message to my Aunt and all other recipients of an evangelical propaganda chain mail. It caused much upset. I probably should show more subtlety, even though my response was quite eloquent. I had been receiving the stuff for some time though, and I really finally got sick of it, and lost my head. I'm sure we all realize how offensive many people find it to continually poked and prodded with someone else's religious beliefs. I don't think they realize that many consider their need to proselytize to be incredibly obnoxious, upsetting, and very rude.
 
I once stayed up for the "little girl with no eyes who will kill you with a knife at 2:30", but she never came :( I was gonna give her an ass whippin too.
 
I can't fucking stand the ones about religion.

Title : LOL OPEN THIS!!!11oneoneeleven!1

Body: Jesus died for all of our sins. If you believe in Jeses Christ, put your name at the bottom and pass it on. Remember, "If you deny before your friends, I will deny you before my father".

These piss me off so much. Why the fuck would you do this, seriously.
 
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