Things in a theater that piss me off:
1. Cell phones. Turn that shit off. Don't text your fucking friends during the movie. It's annoying.
2. People who laugh at inappropriate things. For example: Laughing during the end of Saving Private Ryan. What the fuck was so damned funny?? Thanks for making the old man veterans in the theater cry, you little shits.
3. Teenagers. I'm sorry, I know I was one once and now I wonder why my ass was never kicked after a movie let out. Teenagers are terrible. They talk, giggle, make-out, and goof around during the movie. Their attention spans are barely better than a 5-year old's. They should have a "teen night" and all other nights they are banned from the movies.
4. Small children in rated-R movies. WFTery!! Case-in-point, someone brought their small child to Hostile 2. I actually gasped in a loud disapproving tone when they(mother and child) walked in. She glared at me and I glared back and shook my head. Stupid bitch.
5. Nerdy know-it-alls. I despise when these idiots begin blabbering during a movie. STFU, Spock. We don't care about your thesis on the space time continuum during Balls of Fury.
6. Tall people who deliberately sit in front of shorter people in an empty theater.