CAUTION: Filling may be hot OR: when pizza rolls attack

[Arlette]

So I was eating pizza rolls a couple days ago. I bit into one of the cheesy pepperoni-filled morsels, expelling a small amount of said filling which fell onto my chin.

I think I'll sue for pain and suffering from this severe burn I sustained in the aforementioned snack-tastrophe. :thumbsup:

 

[breboo]

Yea, those fuckers can burn pretty bad. In your lawsuit claim that you are now terrifed by pizza rolls and can't function normally due to a fear of being burned by tasty pizza type foods. Just a whiff of one causes you to go into the fetal position, you can't lose.

 

[Babeees <333]

Pussy. Try burning the insides of your thighs trying to catch a falling hair iron out of reflex. Revlon said I was trying to use it as a sex toy so the case was dropped. I'd never do that while the damn thing is on. DNA testing sucks. :happysad:

 

[KADY9]

Better your chin than your tongue.

 

[Rafaela E]

Your lawsuit is plausibe in my opinion. Of course, you better hope the defense attorney doesn't bring in your boyfriend and make him confess is was his acidic semen that left the mark after a fullfilling happy ending.

 

[le general]

Semen is basic not acidic. Even then, Bleach is stronger. By that argument, his prostate should have burned through his asshole already.

 

[First on the way!]

auch! how the fuck, ish..

 

[robertson249]

Gross.

 

[Island Princess]

lol word. Don't forget a hole in his ear, nose hole, and below his neck from all those queer-titty fucks.

 

[Kicker32]

also tell them your dick is now full of fail

 

[K.I.N.G™]

Hey, maybe you'll have a scar that'll make you look really tough and manly and all the bitches will want to sex you.

/whistles "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life".

 

[texas2sweetie]

Pfft, in that case the women would be all over me.

 

[ChitT0wn Maniac]

I did that with pizza from Domino's once. Burned like hell, and was right under my lip. For a while it looked like something very different than a burn :happysad:

 

[rinny17]

Better a tiny pizza roll than a hot pocket. That would have given you a burn-scab goatee. :happysad:

 

[Holachica]

Getting burned sucks. I manage to get a minor burn or seven each week, and can count on a really good burn every other month.
As for your suit, why not? That lady sued McD's because they didn't check to see if she was smart enough not to spill coffee on her chunch before selling it to her. Claim they forced the pizza rolls on you, or that said roll was stuffed beyond a safe and sane capacity. And cuss a lot. Or is it cry alot...hmm One a jury digs the other pisses off the judge, I just can't keep it straight.