My mom's list of the shows I couldn't watch was longer than the list of shows I could. Or at least that's how it felt. Let's see...
First of all, "The Simpsons" was the biggest no-no in my mom's house in the early-to-mid '90s. All it took was one "Underachiever and Proud Of It" t-shirt to convince my mother that this show would turn me into a profanity-spouting hooligan. But I had never seen the show, and I didn't understand why it was supposedly so bad for me. It got to the point that I heard my mom talk so negatively about the show, I believed it would somehow do some sort of irreversible damage to my brain if I watched even so much as a second of it. Thus, when I'd be watching TV and those clouds would come up with the chorus singing "The Simp-sonnnns...", I would literally run from the room screaming. Seriously.
Another big one was "The Ren and Stimpy Show". And this one, I can actually understand, 'cause when I did get the opportunity to see this show in my teenage years, it never once crossed my mind that I was watching something intended for children. This is one dark, demented show, and to this day I can't believe Nickelodeon got away with airing it. Oh, it's funny, don't get me wrong, but if I had seen it at age four or five when it first premiered, it would have been way too much for me.
And of course, "Beavis and Butt-Head" was strictly off-limits too. But that's not really a kids' show anyway, and I doubt I would have appreciated it for the satire that it was. Still, in 1993, every kid on the playground quoted this show, and I was very much out of the loop.
No, I grew up with a steady diet of "Captain Planet" and PBS. Dad was more lenient and let me watch a lot more than Mom would, though, which is how I fostered my fascination with Nickelodeon and the classic network TV Saturday morning lineups. (But this is back when Cartoon Network wasn't on every cable provider, so I unfortunately still missed out on what would have been heaven for a kid like me.)
It is worth mentioning, though, that my dad had his own restrictions on what he didn't want me watching. Like most dads, it seems, he disapproved of his son watching any kind of "girls' show", which to him meant "any show that has a female protagonist". Thus, when we did get Cartoon Network and I started watching "The Powerpuff Girls", Dad put a swift ban on it 'cause he didn't like the idea of his teenage son watching a cartoon about three kindergarten-age girls. Bearing that in mind, I didn't even dare to try and watch "Kim Possible" in his presence, which means I missed out on not one, but two great comedy/action cartoons during their original run.
This is why I was so relieved to finally get out of the house and go off to college. I was eighteen years old, and for the first time in my life, I could watch whatever the hell I wanted on TV.