Cartman says: "The DMV tends to piss me off."

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nothingface_78

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And go figure, I get the examiner my instructor told me watch out for two months earlier.

And I got docked points for stuff that never even happened.

We would have gotten the best one, but my dad and I took so long finding the insurance card in my mom's car that she passed over us...

Also, the way she wanted me to pull into the median would have left the tail of my mom's Outback exposed to all kinds of moving traffic :gay:. And I failed because I pulled into the median in an "unsafe" way (Parallel to traffic as opposed to perpendicular).

I aced everything else. Stupid bitch needs to pay attention. If there is one thing I know about myself, I ALWAYS make myself look ridiculous with exaggerated movement when observing traffic SO THE INSTRUCTOR CAN SEE ME. And I always observe.

Oh well, can't help what women do when they are on their period. She really had an attitude the whole time.

Happy 19th, guys! I got three weeks to go before I can own a car of my own now.
 
I didn't take my drivers test until I was 21. I had been driving for years, just never went to the DMV LOL!

Anyways, the instructor was a nice guy and he said I just needed a little more driving experience---I rarely drove in town if ever before the test, so I was pretty nervous. He passed me.

My ex lost his license for a few years, when he went to get it back he failed his drivers test--twice!
 
I had passed the written no problem, but I almost didn't pass the driving part. My instructor went over 3 or 4 things, saying "I could fail you because of this, but I won't. I could fail you because of this, but I won't." etc. She said she was hungry and late for lunch. She was afraid she was maybe being too critical because she was cranky.

And I'm not a bad driver, except for being rear ended I have never been in an accident. Knock on wood.
 
I didn't get my license until I was 18. I failed the driving test the first TWO times for stupid shit. I pwn at parallel parking though.

I had my license suspended for almost two years at one point. I went to get it reinstated and failed the written test the first time. I just raced through it and missed a few stupid, obvious questions. I took it again five minutes later and passed it.

Right now, I'm going through the process of getting my license reinstated AGAIN (it's been suspended about five fucking times so far, lol). I'm sure that I'll fail at least one of the tests again. :lol:

I'm going to the DMV again in about 30min. to get tags for the car that I just bought. I'm fucking DREADING it.
 
Word. I could parallel park my moms '06 Subaru Outback blindfolded.

But ironically, I can't parallel park my dad's Lexus ES350. Even though it has that LEXUS PARK ASSIST (TM) beeping radar and back up camera bullshit.

It just doesn't handle well enough :happysad:.

Also, what kind of car did you buy?
 
Please allow me the operrtunity to piss and moan about my shitty ass situation.

I an in the middle of getting new tags for my jeep, and I have never hated my jeep till now. OK, Fl, does not require a state inspection or smog testing, just proof of Florida INS and the title. My tags are from MD. Now, I have always had my ins from MO, as my sted father is my INS agent, so if I wanted Fl tags, I have to drop my current ins that I have had for the last 8 years. Oh, and I can't find the title to my jeep.

Now, I am also looking into getting the tags through MD again, but I have to take the jeet up there to have a state inspection and a smog test done on it. I figured I could just get the title and swap to Fl, but NO. I have to have a fucking MD cop see the vic and sign something to get the title. Oh, and they will mail it to my MD address. I can't get the address changed till I have the title.


I think it would be easer to creat my own state and licence it that way.
 
Haha that made me laugh! Handling is a factor in parallel parking? What you doing, sliding in at 30 mph?

It's just that each vehicle is a little different to parallel park. I've owned a number of vehicles, and driven many more, and each different vehicle I had to figure out how to parallel park it. One will work just like the book says, and the next won't be close. You just gotta figure out the vehicle.

As for driver's tests, I passed my first one, barely. Just a couple days after my sixteenth birthday. The first written tests were a breeze. Multiple choice for the win!

Just a couple years ago, I went and took all the written exams for motorcycle license, and semi-truck license. Out of seven exams, I barely failed one. I simply rewrote it a day or two later, and passed no problem. I currently have a semi-truck learner's license.

Never lost my license, besides one time for 24 hours for a minor DUI charge. However, I've had about three speeding tickets, a couple other fines, three accidents (minor)...and possibly something else. Yeah, I'm a slightly aggressive driver.
 
I passed my drivers Ed and test at 16 in a Lincoln towncar (Haha parallel park that land yacht!). The only remark the instructor had was that on the dirt road portion of the test (yes, because alot of montana has dirt roads) I was able to keep the car straight and it was a bonus point.

I've never failed a drivers test. Not in ID, MT, CA, WA. The worst one I would have to say was in California where they have a shit load of traffic laws that ive not seen in the other states ive had licenses in. Also the DMV in lake county has to be the slowest DMV i'd ever been in. 2 hours to get my car title changed over was bullshit. Even the DMV in southern California was better and had 5 times the business. I was in and out of that one in under 20 minutes with my renewed license.

SO i pity your situation descent. Too bad you dont live closer to montana, last i checked they dont have to look at shit, they have no smog laws and the last time i regestered there you didnt have to even provide proof of insurance. You could cake walk in and out in under a half hour.
 
My "instructor" took points off for going 2 mph under the speed limit, then she took points off for going 1 mph over.

I was like "Are you serious?!" in my head... but whatever. I passed without any drama other than that curious piece. I still dont understand why going 2 mph under the speed limit is bad... I mean.. wtf? It's the speed limit, not The Speed. :confused:

Sometimes I wonder if she was just fucking with me? :confused:
 
DirtyBird, they never give perfect scores because they want people to be nervous while driving, to make sure they are aware of their surroundings. They don't want people to think they did an awesome job.
 
Not quite. They are dicks that wanted to do something important like be a police officer, but can't. Hell, they don't even get paid decently.

They are pricks for the sake of being pricks.

Be one of the first people driving for them after they had a shitty drive to work and your fucked. My buddie took it in my truck (witch was a stick shift) he down shifted because of a hill. The instructor told him to turn around. He passed not 2 minutes after starting all because he dubble clutched.
 
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