Carol Vorderman

[Mr Mysterious]

Would you doink her muff.

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order .

 

[Banana<3]

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

Have you ever considered the vagina (front bottom)as an alternate entry point. Or does your unfeasibly small penis not receive the requisite degree of stimulation.

 

[HannahGoregasm(=]

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

 

[livelaughdance]

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

Good point, well presented.

Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.

 

[Josias]

:fear:

 

[Arvinpman]

:fear:

I know, it doesn't bear thinking about.

 

[Britton]

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order .

Ewe don't speak Londonese.

 

[turner25]

Cor blimey, strike a light guv'nor.

 

[Nanny Wendy]

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

Obviously.


-bd

 

[Lucky Winner]

Ewe don't speak Londonese.

I'm not sure what the equivalent in the USSR is. Ummmm.....AIDS?