Me, I give a Rants Us.
by Jellz
I came upon the forum bored
For answers to my questions
To find out if the world out there
Had any useful suggestions
They came from far and also wide
To offer up their thinking
Of fixes for my troubled poems
Quick answers without blinking
The answers they came thick and fast
With and without pants there
Replyings too I gave to you
Poetic and regular answers
Rants sirs, answers
Please don’t remove your pants sirs
My chances won’t enhance sir
If I include a rant sir
Honest and direct I am
In all deliberating dealings
More practical I hope I sound
Rather than a bunch of feelings
Not popular the truth these days
Long Stories get more credit
I only ask of honest intent
Is that you actually “get it”
Respond with thought in every post
Do no react with ire
Consider all the consequences
Do not reply with fire
Rants sirs, answers
I don’t because I can sirs
This poem is a light reply
To those who post in Answers
by Jellz
I came upon the forum bored
For answers to my questions
To find out if the world out there
Had any useful suggestions
They came from far and also wide
To offer up their thinking
Of fixes for my troubled poems
Quick answers without blinking
The answers they came thick and fast
With and without pants there
Replyings too I gave to you
Poetic and regular answers
Rants sirs, answers
Please don’t remove your pants sirs
My chances won’t enhance sir
If I include a rant sir
Honest and direct I am
In all deliberating dealings
More practical I hope I sound
Rather than a bunch of feelings
Not popular the truth these days
Long Stories get more credit
I only ask of honest intent
Is that you actually “get it”
Respond with thought in every post
Do no react with ire
Consider all the consequences
Do not reply with fire
Rants sirs, answers
I don’t because I can sirs
This poem is a light reply
To those who post in Answers