Car crash yesterday

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I got out of class, walked the mile or so across the street to the Mcdonalds parking lot (fuck paying 60$ for a semester of parking) I got in my car, tried to make a left turn over three lanes of oncoming traffic, a kindly old woman was waving me through so I start to peek out and bam. The front end of my 2005 Nissan Sentra was obliterated by a brand new Aquablue Jeep Grand Cherokee. He must have been going about 50-60mph because it spun my car 180 degrees, as I clear the smoke out of my eyes (for some reason the hole the airbag came out of was smoking like crazy) I can see the fucker, seemingly unfazed by the ordeal, cruising down the road and out of sight. Total hit and run.


Here's the fucked part....I've been driving on a suspended license for like 6months now and I can already hear the sirens coming. Somehow, I managed to drive that wrecked piece of shit off the road into a parking lot and get my little brother down to the car in time to tell the cop that he was driving. I had to hide behind a building for like 30minutes (fresh out of a major accident mind you) while he showed up. Moral of the story.....just because you dont get pulled over with a suspended license, doesnt mean it wont come into play. I thought I was definitely going to jail but the cop was really cool and the car was insured so......no harm no foul I guess. My neck is killing me right now but a couple more feet of my car sticking out and the fucker would have t-boned the drivers side door. I just feel really lucky.
 
First off:

BIG! Hiiiiiii! Welcome back.

Secondly:

I'm definately glad to hear you're alright, and everything got sorted as well as it could be.

Do a hot/cold compress on your neck, get it really hot with a cloth or waterbottle and then do the same but cold and it should be okay.
 
glad to know you're ok dude, and that old lady was probably like "hah fucker take that, sonofabitchlifesuckscauseimold" like that squirrel commercial... She'll get hers, dirty old bag.
 
holy fucking shit......mehbbles!

You're a mod now! Nice.....I've always wanted to have someone with power in my pocket......good.....good......

What's weird about the crash is its the first time in a while that I wasnt smoking weed in the car......hmmmmm.....Thanks for the neck advice, its already working.
 
Gotta watch out for those Grand Cherokees, they're bulletproof. Fucker shouldn't have run, though. Sucks about that, but it's a good thing you didn't get it worse than you did.
 
The Sentra is so small and I'm so big that I felt like DonkeyKong wiping out on a banana peel.....I wasnt really jostled.....just started spinning. I just wonder if a dude pulls into a body shop with a Blue Cherokee with front end damage and no police report.....will they track it back to him or is he pretty much off scottfree.
 
As long as they get paid, I doubt the body shop cares how the damage occurred. It might be worth it to wait at or near the same spot at the same time to see if the Cherokee drives by again so you can snag the license plate number.

Glad you're ok.

The Donkey Kong analogy made me lol. (I hate those fucking banana peels).
 
Sounds to me it was your fuck-up. The fucker that hit you was probably suspended too, hence the hit and run.

If you're suspended, stay the fuck off the road. Plain and simple.
 
I have seen pics of many jeeps after accedents, and they allways come out better than what they hit, or get hit by. I was going to post a link to another site where some guys wife ran into the back of a small car, and pushed the bumper into the back seat, and the only damage to the jeep was a cracked head light lens.

Glad your ok, post some pics would ya?

EDIT:I'll post the link anyway you might like it.
 
Nice to hear you're okay.

But the moral of the story SHOULD BE: next time, pay the $60 for a parking sticker! This incident will end up costing you more.

Yeah, I can be a prick sometimes. Sorry. :happysad:
 
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