Cant stop Smoking

Learn how to dive and get stoked. Pretty soon you'll feel like committing suicide everytime you have a cig.
Or, get a hooka... same feeling but no tar, there, isn't life beautiful. (not only beautiful, but taste good too! :burga: )
 
Quit being a coward and start smoking Marlboro Red 100s. Not only will you look nonchalant but you may also luck out and lose your virginity. :sword:
 
I've also found that drinking large quantities of water helps curb the urge to light a cig. Unless, of course, you associate going to the bathroom with smoking like a lot of people. Then this would be a bad idea.
 
I have been a smoker for 11 years (started very young) and have tried on several occasions to quit without any success. It's a powerful addiction. If you really believe that you're not addicted yet, I would advise you to stop completely now, before the addiction takes a hold of you. The problem is, people are usually hooked LONG before they realise it, telling themselves: "I'll just smoke for another while and then I'll quit, I can take it or leave it". Then when the idiots go to quit, they can't. I say "idiots", not in an overly-judgemental way, as I am one of those idiots myself. One of the strongest anti-smoking arguments is the fact that the people who are most outspoken against it are people who have smoked themselves, or, more often than not, still DO smoke. Doesn't say much for the qualities of the product does it?
 
i smoke and i admit ive got a problem or i did have anyways, awhile back i got wasted at a party and drunk somethin i think it musta been petrol or something lol and i woke up in da mourning whith a throat that hurt like a mother so anyways after that i coulde bearly eat let alone have a smoke so yeah i havent had a smoke for like 3 months now but every time i see some one with one or even smell one i gota wrestle with ma self not go find the person with da smoke, beat em up and choof da rest down lol :confuse:
 
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