Fountain of Youth Found : Come pick up your kids please, there is no Life Guard on duty !!!!
I can come up with a few, but would not make sense unless I wrote the article !! rofl.... Like this one...
Fountain of Youth Found : Where have all the men gone ??
this article would tell the story of how ALL the men jumped in but would not come out..... They all just kinda *poofed* away.... de-aged into nothing !!