Can you tell me a really good pun?

[Dorothy Gale™]

I once did a theatrical performance all about puns, and people loved it so much. But really, it was just a play on words.

 

[Bekka]

my puns suck so much, they arnt even punny.

in fact, they make people want to PUNch me.
i should be PUNished.

 

[Applecrumble]

Well it must have been punny

 

[Grinch]

Look up uncleauthor.com unless he changed his link

 

[Applecrumble]

Well it must have been punny

 

[DaRickey]

what's the difference between oral and anal sex?



-- oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes you whole week.

 

[ThinkaboutThis]

“Did you hear about the new craze that's making people angry? It's all the rage.”

 

[jaggerbog]

I was walking in the street when I saw a jigsaw piece lying in the road... which was a bit of a puzzle.