can you tell a good joke?

[Destruction Derby]

everyone tell a joke, if it's good thumbs up, if it's crap, thumbs down

Be fair and keep it clean

 

[Animal lover boy1994]

Why are the Police so itchy all the time?
Because they have lice u get Po - lice lol

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Well get the couch and I'll examine you.
I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture! LOL


What did the little light bulb say to it's Mother?
I wuv you watts and watts!


How many Skunks does it take to stink out a room?
a phew!

 

[ross]

no, but robbie savage can on radio derby!

'do you know who johnny metgod played for?'
-'forest'
'yeah. and rail madrid. RAIL madrid!' (his pronunciation, not mine).

 

[Big bird...]

well can try....
what do you call a male tea bag......



a he brew....

 

[Texas]

I don't think this a very funny joke but I'll try anyway.

What do you call an angry chocolate bar? Violent Crumble

 

[misty-dawn]

OK here goes ... What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey

 

[Hello?]

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his a'rse?




Warren

 

[crazylady2]

OK,
one day this really hot blonde was driving down the street in her mustang and she looks over and see this other blonde in a corn field, in a canoe, trying to row it.
The hot blonde pulls over, gets out of her car and yells-- you know its blondes like you that that make blondes like me look bad. If I could swim I'd come out there and beat your A**....


Haha I always thought that one was pretty funny!!