I'm planning on reading it in my english class
Today my girlfriend had to poop really bad
I told her to poop standing up, that'd be rad
But she said it was going to be the runs
And she didn't want sticky turds between her buns
Just then I heard a juicy fart and squishing in her jeans
She pulled them down and it looked like refried beans
A mess indeed... the dripping Hershey's squirts
Hit the floor, then she shot out more in spurts
I wiped her butt and pulled out my wee
Power-washed her crotch with a stream of golden pee
I put it in my pants but then it became erected
It was a lot more erotic than I expected
Today my girlfriend had to poop really bad
I told her to poop standing up, that'd be rad
But she said it was going to be the runs
And she didn't want sticky turds between her buns
Just then I heard a juicy fart and squishing in her jeans
She pulled them down and it looked like refried beans
A mess indeed... the dripping Hershey's squirts
Hit the floor, then she shot out more in spurts
I wiped her butt and pulled out my wee
Power-washed her crotch with a stream of golden pee
I put it in my pants but then it became erected
It was a lot more erotic than I expected