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onederful2nite
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This Is borrowed from a fellow contact, Jim N--I LOVE IT!!
a man dies and goes to heaven.
He hears a beautiful soulful woman singing the blues and asks st Peter, "who is that?"
St Peter replies "oh, that is Janis Joplin, she sure can sing, huh?"
The man then hears The most hypnotizing salsa beat and sees a man playing percussion. "Tito Puente!" says st. peter. "He keeps us dancing up here!"
The man then hears whaat can only be described as a wailing guitar, crying and singing in a way as to make him cry. He sees a slim long haired man working his instrument as if it were an extention of his body and soul. He recognises this man and says to st Peter "I can't believe I am seeing Eric Clapton! This is amazing!.......Wait a minute, Clapton isn't dead."
St Peter sighs and says to the man, "Oh, that's not Eric Clapton. That's God. He THINKS he's Eric Clapton."
a man dies and goes to heaven.
He hears a beautiful soulful woman singing the blues and asks st Peter, "who is that?"
St Peter replies "oh, that is Janis Joplin, she sure can sing, huh?"
The man then hears The most hypnotizing salsa beat and sees a man playing percussion. "Tito Puente!" says st. peter. "He keeps us dancing up here!"
The man then hears whaat can only be described as a wailing guitar, crying and singing in a way as to make him cry. He sees a slim long haired man working his instrument as if it were an extention of his body and soul. He recognises this man and says to st Peter "I can't believe I am seeing Eric Clapton! This is amazing!.......Wait a minute, Clapton isn't dead."
St Peter sighs and says to the man, "Oh, that's not Eric Clapton. That's God. He THINKS he's Eric Clapton."