Can You please give me some good jokes not everyone has already heard of :P?

I once went to a restuarant and ordered an omelette and chicken parmesan to answer the question of what came first: the egg or the chicken.
 
Which is the brightest subject?
Lit! (Literature)

Why do you dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Cos babies can't change themselves.

What do you call a duck who crosses the road and crosses back again?
A double crosser.

What do you call a duck who crosses the road, crosses a mud puddle, and crosses back to the same road again?
A dirty double crosser.

There was once a black cat and a white cat. One day, the white cat fell into the river. The black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?
Meow.
 
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