Which is the brightest subject?
Lit! (Literature)
Why do you dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Cos babies can't change themselves.
What do you call a duck who crosses the road and crosses back again?
A double crosser.
What do you call a duck who crosses the road, crosses a mud puddle, and crosses back to the same road again?
A dirty double crosser.
There was once a black cat and a white cat. One day, the white cat fell into the river. The black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?
Meow.