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DonutMan
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An old man was suspicious that his wife was losing her hearing. So one morning while she was making coffee, he stood behind her and asked, "Can you hear me, dear?" When she didn't respond, he moved closer and asked, "Darling...can you hear me?" Once more there was no reaction, so he put his lips right next to her ear and said, "Honey, can you hear me?" And finally his wife turned around and yelled, "FOR THE THIRD TIME, YES!!"