Can you come up with different words for NASCAR?

[SpursFanCA]

I've already heard "Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks" and "National Advertising Signs Circling Around Racetracks" so don't give me those. The most creative wins 10 points.

 

[Tbone]

<<< Not A Spurs Cockroach Against Racing.

How'd I do?

 

[steve h]

Not A Sport 'Cause Aliens Rule.