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Burial at Sea

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters
had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring
gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of
course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes
kept their promise.

They set off from Clearwater Beach
with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded
onto their rowboat.

After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you
think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped
over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
'nope, not yet Bubbles'.

So they row a little farther.... Again
Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you think were out far enough
now? Once again, Barbie slips over the side and almost
immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is
only up to my chest.

So on they row and row and row, and
finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears. Quite a
bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting
worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping
for breath she says, OK, it's finally deep enough.
Hand me the shovel.
 
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