Can you answer these riddles hehe?

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*What do 75 year old ladies have between their breasts
that 20 year old girls do not have?

*How do you make you spouse scream for an hour after sex?

*Why do girls scratch their eyes when they wake up?

*Whats the similarity of a X-mas tree and a Priest?

*What do women have in common with hurricanes?

*Whats the best part of oral sex?

*What do batteries have in common with politcians?

*Why do mute and def girls masturbate with one hand?

*Why cant a guy have a good character/personality & be
smart at the same time?
1- A bellybutton

2-Wipe your penis on the curtain

3-They dont have balls

4-The balls are only for decoration

5-In the beggining they're wild and wet,
but when they go they take your house,
your car & everything else with them

6-10 minutes of Silence

7- They have at least ONE positive side

8- Because she moans with the other one

9-Because if he did, he would be a woman !
Sorry guys the politician one is

*Why are batteries BETTER than politicians?

- Because they have at least one positive side :]

Sorry abt that !

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