Can someone tell me some good Billy Mays jokes?

[brooke]

WHAT A B*TCH

 

[Lola D]

Can someone tell me some funny billy mays death jokes?
i got a better one for you

How did Billy Mays die? His heart went KABOOM!

 

[donovan?]

billy mayes w i l l f u c k y o u up?

 

[NAMSU]

I THINK THIS WOULD BE THE BEST ANSWER

once someone knocked billy may door his servant answered there was a man the man asked that if he could help him in donation of making a swimming pool the servant told this to billy may and billy may said give him one bucket of water

 

[Cassiecat]

Why do all the deaf ppl luv Billy Mays?
They can't hear him!
lol, thought it up myself

 

[I am a cat]

Here's one.

Why does everyone hate Lola D? Because she's a jerk.

 

[Nikki]

aww come on he's awesome ((

 

[billy]

Yeah. Who should be in Billy Mays' coffin?

The answer : You, haha!