Can someone tell me a stupid but funny joke...?

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Cherrypie

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I close to tears at work and need some cheering me up. I haven't cried at work for the 4 years i've worked here and I'd like to keep it that way.

Thanks
 
Craig David has turned his back on the music industry to concentrate on his new role in the 2012 archery team.


He's going to be their bow selector.



EDIT:

What's 6" long and starts with a P?

A dump.
 
Three men were driving down a country road. They were about 30km from their destination when suddenly they got a flat tyre.They decided to look for a motel to stay they night. After walking for a while the men came to an old country motel run by an old couple. They decided to book a room big enough for all of them, instead of different rooms for each. The old lady showed them to their room. They went in and turned on the light. They noticed that there was only one bed, but it could fit them all it pretty comfortably. They decided that it would be all right for just that night. After having a roast for dinner the men decided to head off to bed. In the morning the men woke up. The man on the left side of the bed said, "I had a weird dream that someone was jacking me off". The man on the right side of the bed said, " I had the same dream, that someone was jacking me off". The man in the middle said, " I dreamt that I went skiing".


For those that don't get it.
The man in the middle was holding the other men's penises, and he thought they were skiing poles in his dream.

Jack :)
 
*Why did the crab get put in prison?

- It kept pinching things

*Why are there no aspirins in the Jungle?

- Because the parrots eats em' all (needs to be read aloud I think)
 
ok so the seven dwarfs are in a hot tub feeling happy
......................................
so happy got out....


(happy the dwarf, its a sick joke....)
 
Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff.

Q. What's Mary short for?
A. 'Cos she's got little legs.

Q. Why was the washing machine laughing?
A. Because it was taking the piss out of the undies.


lol

Aww feel better :)
 
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