can someone teach me some sex talk phrases in european portuguese?

i want to learn some dirty words to say to my portuguese bf, id like to know phrases and what they mean
google translate is brasilian portuguese im looking slang words/phrases
 
use google translate type your dirty message in english and read it in portugese and if you don't know how to say it click the listen button
http://translate.google.com/#
 
Filha da Puta = M-otherf-ucker
Foda-se = F-uc-k you.
Vai tomar no cu = F-uc-k off

Cara/Mano = Dude
Mano como você tá? = how are you?
vou colá ali = I go there.
Grana = Money
Chupa meu pau = S-uc-k my d-ic-k.

Bagulho = Object, example:
Me dá o bagulho aê = Give me this object
Parceiro = Friend, example:
iaê parceiro = Hi friend!

Oi gata = Hi beautiful (you only use it with a woman!)
agora eu vou vazar = now I'll go

To help you, use Google translator to pronounce the words!

Look, I'm practicing English, if you want, I can teach Portuguese and can you teach me English, do you accept? If you agree add me on msn [email protected] if you do not have msn give me some kind of communication for us to communicate!
 
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