Can Someone Please Explain the Debt Ceiling?

think of it like you paying bills with your credit card because you have no money
then one day you're nearing your credit limit but you've already had the work done and the contractors want their money
you go to the bank and beg for a credit limit increase

your CC's credit limit is like the countries debt ceiling
 
they're just trying to make brobama look worse

half the general public has no idea wtf is going on and they'll blame it on him because he was the POTUS when all this shit storm went down
 
You have a bad habit of snorting store-brand ranch dressing mix. You've already run up a tab with your dealer, and you're close to his limit. However, you're jonesin' pretty bad for dat ranch mix, so you go ahead and hit up the dealer for more.

Now he gets the good stuff, the Hidden Valley brand mix. The jalapeno ranch with the spicy kick that sets your nostrils ablaze with flavor. Unfortunately, you've already bummed too much off of him, so he might not let you have any until you pay up. He might also tell his ranch-dealin' buddies about it, and they won't let you have any either. You start to have withdrawals.

No debt ceiling raise = No ranch mix
 
you'd first have to make claims about taking graduate level troll classes, yet not being able to make a single logical point on trolling
 
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