I
iluvme
Guest
tell me a really good joke dat'll me laugh for at least a minute.lol
short ones
short ones
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
J
jim c
Guest
2 hobos walking down the tracks. One said, "If I don't get something to eat soon I'm just gonna lay down and die". The other said, "Me too". They walked on and later found a dog that had been hit by a train several days before. It was covered with big green flies and large maggots, and the stink was horrible. "I'm gonna eat", says the first hobo. "Not me", says the second. The hobo gets down on all fours and starts eating, everything that don't get out of the way. AS he finishes the dog, he gets up and states,"It smelled awful, it tasted very bad, but it did fill that empty spot in my belly".
Well, they started walking down the tracks, the sun beating down, 100* in the shade. The first hobo started turning green, his stomach boiled and he began vomitting. The second hobo pulled his hat from his head and said,"Just what I been waiting for. A good hot meal"
Well, they started walking down the tracks, the sun beating down, 100* in the shade. The first hobo started turning green, his stomach boiled and he began vomitting. The second hobo pulled his hat from his head and said,"Just what I been waiting for. A good hot meal"
P
Pink22
Guest
> >>A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have> >>a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only> >>know how to say one thing."> >>> >>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.> >>> >>"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to> >>have some fun?'"> >>> >>"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a> >>solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over> >>to my house and I will put them with my two male talking> >>parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots> >>will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase> >>and your female parrots>will learn to praise and worship."> >>> >>The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the> >>priest's house. His two male parrots are> >>holding rosary beads> >>and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female> >>parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say,> >>"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"> >>> >>One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and> >>exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"