lol,look at this one!
A Polish man moved to Ireland and married a Cork girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
Then, one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, two hectares and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport and not need one.
I mean, how are your relations?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read and it say: 'Polish Remover'
