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Mr Struth
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a family are at the table having dinner ,when the son ask`s his dad a question..
"dad how many boobs does a woman have"dad replies ,
"well son a woman has three stages in their boobs .
stage 1 is in their 20s when they are like melons big and firm.
stage 2 in their 30s-40s like pears small but still nice. and then
stage 3 in their 50s like onions"
"onions" said the son.
"yes onions son,you see them and you cry"
the mother is fuming....,the daughter then asks mum"mum how many knobs a man has "
mum says "well like a girl a boy has 3 stages in the knob dept.
stage 1 like an oak tree firm and thick.
stage 2 like a birch tree a bit loose but useable and then
stage 3 is like christmas tree"
"christmas tree" asks the daughter
yes.dead at the roots and balls for decoration`s"
"dad how many boobs does a woman have"dad replies ,
"well son a woman has three stages in their boobs .
stage 1 is in their 20s when they are like melons big and firm.
stage 2 in their 30s-40s like pears small but still nice. and then
stage 3 in their 50s like onions"
"onions" said the son.
"yes onions son,you see them and you cry"
the mother is fuming....,the daughter then asks mum"mum how many knobs a man has "
mum says "well like a girl a boy has 3 stages in the knob dept.
stage 1 like an oak tree firm and thick.
stage 2 like a birch tree a bit loose but useable and then
stage 3 is like christmas tree"
"christmas tree" asks the daughter
yes.dead at the roots and balls for decoration`s"