This is a complilation of all the crazy stuff asked here every day guys...feel free to add your own favorites.
No GED or Diploma (I hate learning and being told what to do)? I spent 4 years in prison for Armed Robbery and Rape..but I did learn to cook in prison so I wanted to maybe be a Special Forces or SEAL cook? Also do I get to keep my M-16 when my enlistment is done and can I keep it at home? Can my mom and paroled prison buddies live with me in the barracks and can I get BAH for them? Is dog fighting allowed in the barracks? And can I get flight school and assignment to the Astronaut Corps in my contract if I hold out long enough? And will the military buy my moms a car? Will I get more BAH for each of my 9 kids and their 10 moms? And finally do I have to cut my hair cus' thats a deal breaker?
No GED or Diploma (I hate learning and being told what to do)? I spent 4 years in prison for Armed Robbery and Rape..but I did learn to cook in prison so I wanted to maybe be a Special Forces or SEAL cook? Also do I get to keep my M-16 when my enlistment is done and can I keep it at home? Can my mom and paroled prison buddies live with me in the barracks and can I get BAH for them? Is dog fighting allowed in the barracks? And can I get flight school and assignment to the Astronaut Corps in my contract if I hold out long enough? And will the military buy my moms a car? Will I get more BAH for each of my 9 kids and their 10 moms? And finally do I have to cut my hair cus' thats a deal breaker?