Can I come and make my home in your back garden?

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They have chucked me out of my other home,said I was making to much of a mess.
 
Yeh, I have a lovely little wendy house if you're about 3 feet tall ?
If you're larger than 3 feet tall, you can still come live in it, can't promise it'll be very confortable. But I'll feed you, and bring you cups of tea...
 
you can, but if the mess gets out of hand, i will have to toss you out too, i'm not a big fan of messes!
 
Yup. You can come live in my shed and bathe in my pond.mind the fish tho theyre rather large and may nibble body parts:)
 
NO man... I just moved in... let me settle down first and get things unpacked.. geeze.. I havent even layed out naked yet.....
 
sure but my garden is a bit of a tip so u can tidy up a bit and u can spend the nite there
 
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