Can God Do Everything?

Well there is the paradox between omniscience and omnipotence which suggests one cannot be both. So technically yes if one were to believe in such a God it would seem that there are limitations. How it would work in practice is anyone's guess.
 
God is watching you heathens.

There'll be no fucking Skelectric for youse if you don't start taking shit as read.

Santa is Jebus's half-brother, who was fat on account of him not taking that mental fast in the desert thing.

He won't not bring you any presents. He'll just get some hoodies to torch your house on Christmas Eve.

Verily.
 
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