Can Chuck Norris....?

[J.D. H]

-Can Chuck Norris really be in two different places at the same time?
-If Chuck Norris lost a limb would it grow back?
-Is it true Chuck Norris has singlehandedly found Osama and is secretly torturing him in his basement?
-Could Chuck Norris take on Optimus Prime bare knuckle boxing?

 

[?Lynn]

Of course he can.

Do not doubt the power of Chuck Norris or may he have mercy upon you with his roundhouse kick.