can anyone top this joke?

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Nick F

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"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says,



"I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday!"
 
lol..




ok here's mine:



two nuns..............






at a bus stop..........






in Manhatten..........






a guy walks past, buck naked..........







one of the nuns has a stroke........
But the other one can't reach!
haha
 
there is an apple a banana and a dick. the apple sais humans are terrible they rip us from our tree and eat us alive, and the banana sais o yeah? well the humans rip us from our tree then they skin us alive then eats us, so the dick sais thats nothing, my master puts me in a dark room and makes me do pushups untill i throw up
 
good jk! but i think i can top that

a man walks into the bakery
and asks the baker ' hey can i have a poppy sead bun?'
the baker says 'srry we're out of bread but i've got cookies?'
' how about a bagel? i'll take a bagel!'
the baker feeling very frustrated says
' let me spell it out 4 you'

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the guy says ' there is no F in bread?'
baker ' thats what i've been trying to tell ya!'
 
good jk! but i think i can top that

a man walks into the bakery
and asks the baker ' hey can i have a poppy sead bun?'
the baker says 'srry we're out of bread but i've got cookies?'
' how about a bagel? i'll take a bagel!'
the baker feeling very frustrated says
' let me spell it out 4 you'

N
O

B
F
A
R
D

the guy says ' there is no F in bread?'
baker ' thats what i've been trying to tell ya!'
 
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