There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".
That can't be good for their self-esteem.
I went up to the airport information desk.
I said, "How many airports are there in the world
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day.
She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?"
I said, "All right, but we won't get much done."
I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got 10 just the other day.
Eight of them from my girlfriend.
It's the two from my mum that really hurt.
